IT'S A CAK

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

(via thebad69)

mccartneylennon:

yes hello i’d like to apply for this position here are my credentials:

WORK EXPERIENCE: starting secret relationships with hot ppl on public transportation, watching an entire tv series in one day, making toast

EDUCATION: the school of wine (2005 - present)

VOLUNTEER EXPERIENCE: sometimes i refrain from taking a penny from the “take a penny leave a penny” jar… helpin others

REFERENCES: john stamos and my mom probably

(Source: drapermegan, via maiathebee)

2/5 favourite new shows in 2013: Les Revenants
"I feel like I’ve not been able to live for years. Maybe it’s because I’m dead."

(Source: ryhope, via maiathebee)